Friday, February 1, 2008
this is how my blog should look like
so. if you are seeing any difference (ie. ugly fonts, wrong alignment, no pictures, etc), do the following steps to rectify the problem before complaining to me. =]
1. off your computer, give your cpu/laptop a full cpu/laptop massage while chanting "i love my computer" 1000 times. boot up your computer and try viewing the blog again. go to step 2 if the blog still looks different.
2. point a screwdriver at your cpu/laptop. threaten to "five horse separate carcass" it or "throw it down the rubbish chute" (or whatever that has the largest impact on your cpu/laptop the main this is. be fierce. =]) reboot your system and try viewing the blog again. proceed to step 3 if the blog still looks different.
3. use that screwdriver to open your cpu/laptop while screaming "i'm going to kill you". make sure that the computer guru in your home hears that. if that guru decides to ignore you, jump to step 5. if not, proceed to step 4.
4. tell that guru you can't view the blog properly. threaten to go to step 5 if he/she doesn't help you to view the blog the correct way. boot your system 24 hours later and try viewing the blog. go to step 5 if the blog still looks different.
5. the problem with your computer/laptop is, it's a little thirsty. you need to open your cpu/laptop without offing the power. get a cup of water and pour it on the hard disk. (if you can't locate your hard disk, pour it over the whole cpu/laptop. refill your cup when needed) make sure you hear the "zzz zzzz boooom!" sound. try rebooting your system. it shouldn't have any response.
6. go to your sponsers (ie. your parents, siblings, bosses, tutees, etc) and tell them you need money for a new computer. if not, you can't study/work. buy a new computer, making sure it has Windows Vista and supports 1280x1024 pixels resolution. throw your old system away and boot up your new system. try viewing the blog again. if the problem still persist, don't hesitate to call 1800-112-xxxx to donate money. you need more good karma.
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