1. everything can be done in powerpoint. or rather, everything must be done in powerpoint, including the training MANUAL for valve.
2. eating is the best way to waste time. the person who invented pantry is a genius
3. the helmet has some kindda special ability that can make your hair looks ugly-ly 70's and cause pimples on the forehead
4. to be SVP (or any other big big big shots), one has to sleep only 4 hours everyday (they reach the office earlier than everyone, leave the office later than everyone) and not fall aslp during lectures (they dont fall aslp during all the presentations and meetings sia!)
5. when there are only 2 stalls in the canteen, one superly duperly chui and the other one is average, the average one taste heavenly!
6. when it comes to boarding the company bus in the morning, 99.54677% of the people are not gentlemen at all. (i wonder why are they so. excited about working =.=)
7. when going for presentation, make sure you memorise stuff like "how big is the tank, how much water is consumed, how big is the screen" and nope. the ans is not "quite big, alot and very big". everyone will laugh at you when you say that.
8. the content pages for the manuals dont match the actual content.
9. hands-on means taking photos of the job done by the contractors. and the photos can be reused for future works.
10. time passes superly duperly fast (much faster than in the pantry) when you have a deadline to meet, and is still blogging. haha.
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