the seraish dictionary

alibaba

-verb
1. to take something without permission; kapok: next time got buffet downstairs, alibaba some plastic fork and spoon back here la.

2. to try to bluff one's way out: by right cannot like that do one, but nevermind la, alibaba la.


contractor

-noun
1. one who gets paid to con the hirer.


consultant

-noun
1. one who gets paid even more to con and insult the hirer.


hands-on

-noun
1. any activity that requires the use of hands, usually phototaking.


humtum

-verb
1. universal word for hitting, usually with a hammer, frequently used when other tools are not avaliable: the motor liddat how? humtum humtum only!

-noun (usually with a hand action of hammering)
1. tool for hitting, usually a hammer, can be anything else that's hard: humtum?


MC

-noun
1. Meeting Centre; place where meetings are constantly going on


PE

-noun
1. Professional Engineer; engineer with professional certification.
2. Powerpoint Engineer; one with relevant engineering knowledge and spends 75% of the time doing powerpoint and presentations.
3. Powerpoint Executive; one who spends 99.7458661% of the time doing powerpoint and presentations, relevant knowledge may not be required.


PA

-noun
1. Powerpoint Artist; one who spends 150% of the time doing powerpoint, usually produces extremely colourful and pretty slides.


siao

-adjective
1. overly stressed state of mind that causes senseless action, sometimes come with doing too much powerpoint?


gong

-adjective
1. blur? same as siao? i have no idea whats the difference between siao and gong. but the saying goes "you can be gong but cannot be siao". i wonder.




i need more for the list!! haha